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Goatee vs. Van Dyke              <top>

 

 

One definition

 

 

The main parts of the beard.

 

 

Beard terminology

beard

A male secondary sex characteristic consisting of terminal facial hair on the cheeks, lips, chin, and neck.

cheek line

The line which is defined by the upper limit of the beard on the cheek. The cheek line may be defined by trimming or shaving or it may be defined naturally.

configuration

The extent of the area in which terminal beard hairs grow. This typically includes the cheeks, the chin, the area surrounding the lips, and portions of the neck.

density

The number of terminal beard hairs per square centimeter. Higher densities correspond to greater beard development and thicker beards.

facial hair

Any part or all of the beard. Example: the mustache is referred to as facial hair, as is the entire beard.

front

The part of the beard below the lower lip on the front of the chin.

full beard

A style of facial hair achieved by growing all beard components (sideburns, front, sides, mustache, etc.).

goatee

A style of facial hair achieved by growing only the beard on the front of and sometimes below the chin. The mustache is frequently grown to accompany the goatee.

mustache

The component of facial hair that grows above the upper lip. (Also spelled: moustache)

neck line

The line defining the lower limit of the beard along the neck. The neck line may be defined by trimming or shaving or it may be defined naturally.

pigment

The substance within the hair shaft that gives it color.

side

The part of the beard that grows on the cheeks. It connects the sideburns with the mustache and the front of the beard.

sideburns

The part of the beard that grows in front of the ears. The sideburns generally connect the hair on the scalp with the rest of the beard.

terminal hair

Coarse, pigmented hairs that make up the beard.

texture

The characteristic of hair shafts that generally determines whether beard hairs will be straight or curly.

 

Another Fact

 

1.         What is the name of the beard style that covers only a small area below the lower lip?

This style of beard is commonly referred to as a "soul patch", or an "imperial". It is sometimes called a "mouche", which is French for a fly.

 

 

Second definition

 

Facial Hair

Health Tip #26, 2 April 1997

 

 

 

 

I guess it’s a little ironic that I finally do a Health Tip on facial hair, just a few days after I shave off my sideburns and goatee. Oh well. I’ve had them before, I’ve even had a full beard before, and someday I’ll have them again.

Men, you might want to consider growing some facial hair. It is fun to experiment, to try out some style out for a few months. And the great thing about doing this is that it’s not as permanent as changing your hairstyle; if you don’t like it, just shave it off! You should try it at least once! You’ll probably discover something interesting about yourself. Me, I found out that even though I have brown hair on top, my beard comes in red and blond.

Some types of facial hair include:

5 O’Clock Shadow: short, stubbly first few days of growth

Beard: hair all over on the face, usually edged at some neckline

Mustache: hair just under the nose and above the upper lip

Goatee: a mustache and the hair on the chin

Sideburns: rectangular cut extending down parallel to the ears

Pointy Sideburns: like Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock

Mutton Chops: a full beard, but without the mustache / goatee

Van Dyke: full beard but with the goatee much longer than the rest

Handlebars: the ends of the mustache are longer and are waxed or twirled

Hulihee: no hair on chin, cheek-hair is very bushy like a goatee

Chin Curtain: line of hair from sideburns down and under chin

Franz-Josef: the line of hair instead extends into the mustache

 

 

 

Third definition

SOME SAY it should be called a Van Dyke rather than a goatee. Others disagree. In any case, in popular usage today, they are almost always just called goatees- a style of facial hair achieved by growing only the beard on the front and sometimes below the chin. The moustache is grown to accompany the goatee. "It gives people a different look. And I guess that the people sporting a goatee do stand out in a crowd. About the girls, well, there are some who like it, some who don't and some who insist on it," says Rahul, a student.

Goatee, a truly guy experience, has websites dedicated to the art of grooming the goatee and more. While some say the beard style is the symbol of an arrived gentleman, statements like `avoid people who drive a German car, use cologne, wear Armani or Prada and sport a goatee,' feature on the top ten lessons of public relations.

"It can best suit people with personality such as Sam Pitroda. It is a façade behind which people hide their original visage," says Sailesh, a globetrotter.

"I think the goatee beard makes a perfectly normal-faced person look like a goat. This half-hearted attempt for a beard is probably some smart cookie's idea of converting into a style on his inability to go completely clean-shaven due to a boil that sprung up between his lower lip and chin," say Guraz Wankadia, an anti-goatee advocate in Manama.

To mimic success, or for standing out in the crowd, the goatees are definitely in. "Many people in the 20-35 years age group are going for the goatee today. It can range from the French beard to the one below the lip that came into fame after Dil Chahta Hai, and teamed with stylish spiky hair do among the young who want to look different. Then there are those who would opt for a goatee for prosperity. Amitabh Bachchan rose from debts to success after he started sporting a goatee and it can indeed change one's luck," ," says Vijay Kant, Alexander Mens' Salon, Himayatnagar.

In vogue, for fashion and fetish, if the goatee suits you, why not go for one. Here are some top tips to help you grow that perfect goatee. If you have enough hair already, simply don't shave for a few days, then shape the stubble into the goatee of your dreams. If you don't have enough hair yet, then to stimulate growth, shave as often as possible. Once you think you've got enough growth, go for it. A style for that chic, neat looking visage, goatee will be a popular style, is the common belief.

 

Fourth definition

 

Goatee vs. Van Dyke

 

 

I'm a bit sick and tired of people not knowing the difference between a 'goatee' and a 'Van Dyke', so I'll illustrate.

Goatee - \Goat`ee"\, n. A part of a man's beard on the chin or lower lip which is allowed to grow, and trimmed so as to resemble the beard of a goat.

A 'Van Dyke' is a variation of a goatee with a mustache, named after the 17th century Flemish painter, Sir Anthony Van Dyck (also spelled Van Dyke). (src)

 

 

 

Shaggy has a goatee 

The Count has a goatee

Uncle Sam has a goatee

 

Colonel Sanders

has a Van Dyke

 

Green Arrow

has a Van Dyke

Satan has a Van Dyke

 

 

 

Milwaukee sausages burned by Pittsburgh pierogies in race <top>

Saturday, August 16, 2003

By Michelle K. Massie, Post-Gazette Staff Writer

There was no apparent beef between the sausages and pierogies, but Pirates fans were ready to see the sausages eaten alive last night in their first showdown since the infamous July 9 whacking incident involving Pirate first baseman Randall Simon.

"I think it's gonna be brutal," said Paul Bell, 44, of Center, before the game. "Teeth are gonna be bared tonight. There's no stopping the pierogies."

Bell was right. The Pittsburgh Pierogies blew by the Milwaukee Sausages in a relay race at the bottom of the fifth inning.

"This is why I came to the game, to see the race," Frank Hooper, 50, of Lower Burrell said jokingly. "It was a great race. The finish wasn't even close. Those sausages are overweight and out of shape. Pierogies are much healthier for you. That's why we won. [The pierogies] are just from a much healthier city."

Before the race, anticipation for the big event was building among fans.

Cheers of "pierogies, pierogies!" echoed from left field. "Pierogies Rule, Sausages Stink" read the signs of 11-year-old Tina Wiser and her best friend, Cassie Thompson, 8, both of Vandergrift.

"This one says 'Sour Sausages'," Wiser said. "It took us like an hour to think of that one."

With that kind of home field support, the pierogie team hustled from right field to left field as fans stood up and cheered. In the end, the pierogies easily took the coveted prize in the "Great Pierogie/Sausage Challenge" -- the Golden Skillet trophy.

Fans celebrated to the sounds of Queen's "We Are the Champions" and a brief fireworks display.

"She was just telling me that was the greatest relay race we ever saw," said Gigi Trask, of Penn Hills, as she looked down at her 4-year-old daughter Katarina.

From the start, the pierogies were ready for the race.

"We were prepared for the race," said Rick Orienza, director of promotions for the Pirates. "They were prepared and focused. We have a lot of heart and we just wanted it. I think home field advantage also helped. [The sausages] had a long road trip."

The sausages will have the opportunity to avenge themselves in a rematch next Friday in Milwaukee.

Simon, who gained national notoriety after whacking one of the sausages last month in Milwaukee, didn't show much interest in last night's contest. He was warming up between innings and did not watch the race.

Simon was fined $432 by the Milwaukee County Sheriff's office for a disorderly conduct violation. He was also fined $2,000 by Major League Baseball and served a three-game suspension.

But at least for one night, Pirates fans were happy, and not just because the Pirates beat the Brewers.

"I think the pierogies deserved to win," Cassie Thompson said, "because they taste better."

 

 

 

          

 

 


At World Cup For Homeless, Winning Is Just Part Of The Goal                  <top>

The Associated Press

July 7, 2003

GRAZ, Austria - Soccer players from 18 countries kicked off a world cup of a different kind Monday in southern Austria: All the players are homeless.

Organizers hope the tournament can spark positive changes in the players' lives -- and in society's perception of them.

"It's about people who are homeless realizing they have potential," said organizer Mel Young, president of the International Network of Street Papers. "It's about inclusion -- including homeless people in society. We are always looking for new ways of including homeless people."

One player, Marcus Stevenson, a 23-year-old center-right midfielder on the English team, recently began sharing an apartment in
West London after living in homeless hostels for a year and a half. Using his newfound confidence, he plans to start studying when he returns to England after the tournament.

"It's just helped me a lot," Stevenson said about the Homeless Soccer World Cup. "It gave me motivation. I realized that if I could get up and go to training, I could get up and get a job or go to school."

The weeklong street soccer tournament is being played on two squares in central
Graz. Each team has three field players and one goalie on the court, and each game lasts 14 minutes in the qualifying rounds; 20 and 30 minutes in the placement rounds.

The small courts make for quick, intensive play, making ball control important. That could mean a disadvantage for the all-
New York U.S. team, which includes many players new to the sport.

But coach Stephanie Quinn, 28, said the team still had good chances to advance to the placement round.

"It'll be tough," she conceded. The
United States plays in Group B, which includes Spain, Sweden, Slovakia and Switzerland.

No matter the result, though, the participation has changed many team members' lives. All players are now in the process of getting housing, she said.

"It teaches them that if they work hard for something, they will achieve something positive," she said.

The tournament is also about changing society's perception of the homeless.

"People don't really think homeless people are human beings and need things like this, and I disagree," Quinn said.

For the moment, 18-year-old Triton McEwan is staying with his sister in
Queens, but he's hoping to move into a place of his own in about five months. He's been homeless on and off for a year.

"My mother was a single mother. We got evicted and we went our separate ways," he said. "I was 16."

After joining the
U.S. team, McEwan was spotted by a modeling agency and now does tuxedo shows.

But it's not all success stories. Three players were sent back to
Sweden even before they played their first match because they went drinking.

Their team voted to send them home because they broke rules, said Emil Sernbo, the editor of Faktum, the Gothenburg-based homeless newspaper sponsoring the Swedish team.

"The pressure was too large, and these three weren't able to take it," he said.

The team had seven remaining players, and regardless of the tournament outcome, all were winners, Sernbo said.

"For me, it's a gigantic win just to be here," he said.

The tournament was organized by Young's network of newspapers, the Austrian branch of the charity Caritas, and a
Graz homeless street paper. Costs are shared by sponsors, the provincial government and the city of Graz, which this year is Europe's culture capital, and the organizers pay for food and housing in a boarding school.

"The most important thing is getting the psychology of the people right," Young said. "So much of it is a mental issue, and playing football helps people overcome these barriers in themselves. They know they can do something. It's a holistic approach."

Although Young hopes the tournament will become an annual event, he hopes he won't see the same players next year.

"I would expect most of the players to have moved on," he said.

Copyright © 2003, Newsday, Inc.

 

Homeless Players Find Joy On Soccer Field

The Associated Press

July 8, 2003

GRAZ, Austria - The sweaty face of Erick Riviera, captain of the U.S. team in the Homeless Soccer World Cup, broke into a big smile Tuesday as he signed autographs for young soccer fans following his team's 10-1 win against Switzerland.

It's a long way from the desperate struggle for survival he'd gotten used to over eight years of on-and-off homelessness in
New York City.

"It's great. I feel like a celebrity," he said.

Riviera scored seven of the U.S. goals, sometimes rolling the ball into the net. Some of his goals came on light kicks, another on a nick.

"Is that Erick Riviera again? Unbelievable!" the speaker said in German as
Riviera scored his seventh goal.

"I performed well,"
Riviera said afterward. "I made sure I took advantage of the opportunities that were presented."

That's his new life-philosophy, too, and playing for the
United States at this street soccer tournament has helped reinforce his newfound outlook.

"It's going to give me new confidence to look for some new things," he said.

His teammate, German Santiago, 40, said soccer had also helped him realize his potential.

"This is like therapy. It helps you relax," he said. "Sometimes you think better when you're relaxed."

Santiago, who works with computers, said he wouldn't be homeless much longer, and that his journey had inspired other homeless people who had seen him get his life back in shape following drug abuse.

"When you have been so down and people see you going up little by little and you stay on the top, they want to know how you do it,"
Santiago said. "You have to have a lot of willpower and keep choosing the right way."

During training earlier Tuesday, the team sharpened strategy and polished its penalty kicks.

The team's only loss came against
Sweden, and the 6-5 defeat was narrow. The Swedes were awarded several penalty shots because of American mistakes.

The Americans also sometimes lost focus on the game while celebrating a goal.

"You were moving around, celebrating,"
Riviera said during practice. "The game goes so quickly that you can't do that."

First-round matches last 14 minutes, but can be shortened to 10 if one teams wants it.

Besides strategy discussions -- including tips on staying in a triangle, not a straight line -- practice also included advice of a different kind.

"If you drop the cigarettes, you won't be so tired," coach Stephanie Quinn reiterated to her players.

Still, Osvaldo Lebron, 38, couldn't help but smoke even during practice. Cigarette in hand, he leisurely dribbled the ball toward the goal and placed the ball in the right corner, out of the goalkeeper's reach.

The practice ended on a bad note, with tempers flaring as Quinn pointed out that the players had to carry their sweaty uniforms back to the boarding school where they're staying.

"A team that gets along pleasantly usually doesn't win," said goalie Harris Pankin, 42.

Goalkeeper Rory Levine, 36, said the
U.S. team still took the tournament easy, focusing on having fun, too.

Like most of his teammates, he's not planning to play again, even if the cup becomes a yearly event as organizers hope.

Players must be homeless to be eligible, notes Levine. "I'm planning to get a home."

Copyright © 2003, Newsday, Inc.

 

 

 

 

Organizers of Homeless World Cup Hope Soccer Can Change Lives

The Associated Press

July 4, 2003

NEW YORK - Harris Pankin strides onto the soccer field alone, a lanky figure with tangled dark hair and a patchwork beard. As usual, he's the first to arrive. "Nobody shows up on time," he grumbles.

Slowly, his teammates trickle in. First is James Burch, a 40-year-old who began wandering the country after his divorce. Then come Rory Levine, a former courier who lost his job after Sept. 11, and Jeff Rubin, a one-time train operator who says tragedy changed his life.

There are others, too -- men who have little in common apart from their rough backgrounds and the fact that they are (or recently have been) homeless.

Since winter, they've been part of an unusual program that uses soccer to try to inspire the homeless to turn their lives around. For those who stay with the team, there will be an extraordinary payoff: A trip to
Graz, Austria, to represent the United States in the first Homeless World Cup.

Some 18 teams from around the world, from
Brazil to Slovakia, will compete in the tournament, a weeklong series of matches beginning July 7. Organizers have two goals: To bring international attention to homelessness and to help the homeless get jobs and housing.

"They start playing (soccer), get used to some discipline and start showing up for practice," tournament organizer Bernhard Wolf said in a telephone interview from Austria. "And then it goes on to job training and housing."

An advocate for the homeless, Wolf first proposed the idea in 2001 at a meeting of the International Network of Street Newspapers, an organization of publications aimed at -- and sold by -- homeless people. Wolf went on to raise $250,000 to host the event.

Ron Grunberg, editor of a
New York street paper called Big News, volunteered to organize the U.S. team. He started recruiting players a year ago, holding practices at a public field across from a soup kitchen.

From the beginning, Grunberg says, it was difficult getting players to show up for more than a few practices at a time. "With homeless people, there's not much in the way of organization or ability to stay in touch," he says. "No phone numbers, no addresses that are fixed."

Then there's the uncertainty of street life. One player was beaten so badly he had to be hospitalized. Another, recovering from cocaine and heroin addiction, had to return to rehab.

Another stumbling block was Americans' notorious indifference to soccer, which made it difficult for Grunberg to find skilled players. (
England, where soccer is ubiquitous, has numerous soccer teams for homeless people.)

Pankin, the team's goalie, has been one of the most dedicated players, rarely missing a practice. He says he was lead singer of a punk band until he was evicted from his apartment three years ago. Now he sells books on the street and spends most nights in a
Bronx shelter.

Pankin is known for his in-your-face attitude. Grunberg calls him "Punk-Rock Spirit" for his tendency to tussle with other players. "I have a bad temper," Pankin acknowledges. "It's mostly because I'm a perfectionist. I get more upset with myself than with the other players."

Of all his teammates, Jeff Rubin, 52, tells one of the more dramatic personal stories. While working as a train operator, Rubin says, he saw a young woman leap onto the tracks in front of him, killing herself. The event scarred him so much, he says, that he eventually left his job, his girlfriend and their children.

Rubin, who shed a pot belly over months of practice, was slated to go to
Austria until recently, when a lack of ID for his passport interfered. "I can't finish anything," he says, smiling ruefully. "Story of my life."

For other players, there have been similar complications. One, a felon, couldn't get a passport until his lawyer intervened. Another has a drinking problem. His counselor was worried he would relapse while abroad until Grunberg promised to keep close watch over him.

Stressful as the setbacks have been, there was an infectious spirit of anticipation at a recent practice.

The coach, a likable woman in her late 20s named Stephanie Quinn, has never led a team before but took on the role for her friend, Grunberg.

The rules she's teaching are different from those of standard soccer. In
Austria, the teams will play so-called street soccer, in which four players on each side face off on a smaller-than-normal field. Each team's roster will have eight players who rotate into play throughout the tournament.

At practice, Quinn shows a firm-yet-friendly rapport with her players, blowing a whistle and shouting words of encouragement as the team scrimmages. "You should be anticipating where the ball's coming from," she calls out. "Keep your eyes up so you can see where everybody is."

What's most striking is the camaraderie between the players, who have little if any contact with each other outside of practice. When one team member chases an errant pass and falls, another helps him up and tells him to be careful. When someone scores a goal, there are high-fives all around.

"A lot of homeless people, because of the lives they lead, don't get to form friendships and trust," Quinn says. "The person next to them might have a drug problem, or steal everything they have. So to see them joking around and having to rely on each other is cool."

She pauses for a moment, intent on an unfolding play. Someone kicks the ball, and it sails through the air, smacking Pankin in the face. It stuns him, but he springs back into play, and the team erupts into laughter.

"Be easy on him, we need him!" Quinn shouts, laughing with them.

The team's primay expenses are airfare and passport fees; room, board and competition expenses are covered by the tournament organizers.

To pay for plane tickets, the team has relied on private donations and money from fund-raising events, as well as grants from the U.S. Embassy in
Austria and Nike. Uniforms, shin guards and shoes were donated. Bellevue Hospital contributed free physical exams for the players.

The project, of course, begs a question: Wouldn't the effort and money be better spent on more traditional services -- funding for shelters or food programs, for example?

"Look, this is all extra for us," Grunberg responds, saying his regular work for the homeless continues. "We're doing our regular jobs, too. We're working extra hours, nights, Sundays, so on. This is just another form of outreach."

Organizers say soccer hooks homeless people because it doesn't involve paperwork and office visits -- the stuff of traditional social services.

"It's a fun, familiar environment; there's a low barrier to participation," says Will Balakrishnan of Street League, the charity organizing the English team.

Balakrishnan says one of the English players, a young man named Darren, uses his team as a kind of group therapy to keep off drugs. "Even after he left his formal recovery program, he had the team to provide once-a-week support," Balakrishnan says in a telephone interview.

Not everyone responds so well. Pankin says applying for low-income housing is "a lot of hassle" and says he's hoping "some rich landlord" will hear about the team and give them a place to live.

But whatever their individual futures hold, for now the players are committed to practicing and winning -- and that in itself is a valuable experience, Quinn says.

"If you show up at a job, even if you don't feel like going, it will get you someplace," she says. "That's my biggest thing to teach them."

Copyright © 2003, Newsday, Inc.

 

 

2 Pictures and a joke           <top>

 

here is his add in the classified  

 

 "Looking to sell a cheap digital camera - I don't need it any longer

 

 as I'm in the hospital. I'm including the last photo that I took so

 

that you have some idea about the picture quality."

 


Top 17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See

 

 

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.

 

Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

 

The proctologist called

...they found your head.

 

Everyone has a photographic memory

...some just don't have any film.

 

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

 

Your ridiculous little

opinion has been noted.

 

I used to have a handle

on life...but it broke off.

 

WANTED: Meaningful

overnight relationship.

 

Guys...just because you have one,

doesn't mean you have to be one.

 

Some people just don't know how to drive...

I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

 

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

 

Don't like my driving?

Then quit watching me.

 

If you can read this...I can

slam on my brakes and sue you.

 

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

 

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

 

Hang up and drive!!

 

And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!

 

Welcome to America

...now speak English

 

 


Michigan facts of Trivia                    <top>

 

 

Q. What Michigan community grew from 3,589 to 45,615 residents from 1910 to 1920, leading the nation in growth during that period?

A. Hamtramck

 

Q. During the lumber boom era, what name was given to the row of saloons that lined Water Street in Bay City?

A. Hells' Half Mile

 

Q. In 1936, what UP city processed 100,000 sq. feet of bird's eye maple for use in the English luxury liner, the Queen Mary?

A. Escanaba

 

Q. When the territory of Michigan was created on Jan. 11, 1805, what town was selected as it's capital?

A. Detroit

 

Q. Bloomfield Hills was first known by what name?

A. Bagley's Corners

 

Q. Where is the world's only marble lighthouse?

A. Belle Isle (Livingstone Lighthouse)

 

Q. Utica was originally known by what name?

A. Hog's Hollow

 

Q. Approx. how many lakes are in the state?

A. 11,000

 

Q. The home offices of Life Savers candy, Beech-Nut gum and Squirt soft drink are in which city?

A. Holland

 

Q. What coastline has been given the name "Graveyard of the Great Lakes"?

A. Whitefish Point, Lake Superior

 

ENTERTAINMENT

Q. Debuting in 1936 over WWJ in Detroit, what crime fighting adventure series used "Flight of the Bumblebee" as it's theme song?

A. The Green Hornet

 

Q. The Supremes were originally known by what name?

A. The Primettes

 

Q. What Detroit-based male singing group was known as The Primes until 1960?

A. The Temptations

 

Q. Under what title did Motown artist Stevie Wonder originally write "My Cherie Amour" in 1966?

A. "Oh My Marsha"

 

HISTORY

 Q. In 1870, Detroit telephone customers became the first in the nation to have what type of reference information assigned to them?

A. Telephone numbers

 

Q. On Feb. 4, 1902, what internationally famous aviation pioneer was born in Detroit?

A. Charless A. Lindbergh

 

Q. On what date did the star & stripes first fly over Michigan soil?

A. July 11, 1796

 

Q. What ambitious automotive pioneer organized General Motors Company in Sept. of 1908?

A. William Crapo Durant

 

Q. What annual license fee (how much) was charged to Michigan auto owners in 1905 to operate their vehicles?

A. Fifty cents

 

Q. In which year was the first policewoman appointed in Detroit?

A. 1893

 

Q. What was the world's first urban freeway, completed in 1942?

A. The Davison Freeway, Detroit

 

Q. In 1879, what amount was paid to the Campau family by the city of Detroit for Belle Isle?

A. $200,000

 

Q. In 1866, which Detroit pharmacist introduced the world's first carbonated soft drink?

A. James Vernor (Vernor's ginger ale)

 

Q. At what Detroit intersection was the world's first traffic light installed in 1915?

A. Woodward Ave and Grand Ave

 

Q. Who, in 1688, founded the first permanent settlement in what later became the state of Michigan?

A. Father Jacques Marquette

 

Q. In 1954 the world's first shopping mall opened in what Detroit suburb?

A. Southfield (Northland Mall)

 

Q. What safety and traffic flow feature was first introduced near Trenton in 1911?

A. Painted center lines

 

SPORTS/LEISURE

 Q. Where does Michigan rank internationally in the production of dogsleds?

A. First

 

Q. What is the nation's largest indoor/outdoor museum complex?

A. Henry Ford Museum and Greenfield Village

 

SCIENCE/NATURE

 Q. Compared to Chicago, "The Windy City," how does Detroit rank in average wind velocity?

A. The same (10.4 mph)

 

Q. Arnold F. Willot, born in Detroit in 1886, revolutionized the cosmetology industry by developing what process?

A. The cold permanent wave

 

Q. The Michigan state Capitol is constructed of what material?

A. Ohio sandstone

 

Q. What is Michigan's largest fresh-market vegetable crop?

A. Onions

 

Q. Opened in 1904, what is the oldest freshwater aquarium in the nation?

A. Belle Isle Aquarium

 

Q. What revolutionary dental tool wa s patented by G.F. Green of Kalamazoo in 1875?

A. The electric dental drill

 

 

 

 

Absinthe            <top>

 

Absinthe takes its name from Artemisia absinthium, the botanical name for the bitter herb wormwood and the ingredient which contains the thujone which supposedly accounts for its alleged mind altering properties. Wormwood was first used to flavour alcoholic drinks as far back as 1792 when a potion was created by Pierre Ordinaire, a French doctor living in Switzerland. Ordinaire's elixir also contained anise, hyssop, Melissa, coriander and various other local herbs, and at 68% alcohol presumably packed quite a punch. Ordinaire allegedly left his recipe to two sisters and they in turn passed it on to a Major Dubied whose son-in-law was one Henri-Louis Pernod. Whatever the truth behind its origins, absinthe stopped being a local curiosity and started on its route to becoming a national phenomenon in 1797 with the foundation of a distillery by Major Dubied, his son and his son-in-law. By the mid 19th century there were at least half a dozen producers operating in the region, with Pernod alone producing 20,000 litres a day from 26 stills. The success of Pernod as a brand brought many imitators and the company went to court to prevent these trading on their hard earned reputation. It was the introduction of these cheaper adulterated imitations that may have been responsible for the reputation that absinthe gained for causing delirium and madness in those who drank it.

 

From the mid 19th century onwards absinthe became associated with bohemian Paris and featured frequently in the paintings of such artists as Manet, Van Gough and  Picasso. When they were not painting it they were drinking it in large quantities, joined by contemporary poets such as Baudelaire and Verlaine - who practically made a career out of it. In fact it was not just popular amongst artists and poets, the Parisian cafés were full of gentlemen drinking absinthe, so much so that the time between 5.00 pm and 7.00 pm became known as L'heure verte and absinthe was the most popular aperitif in France. It is no exaggeration to compare the impact of banning absinthe to the effect that the banning of Scotch whisky would have on Scotland.

 

So if absinthe was so popular, why was it banned? There were a number of reasons. It got caught up in the temperance movement that was sweeping Europe at the beginning of the 20th century and became the scapegoat for all alcohol, then findings were published showing that thujone was a neurotoxin in large quantities which caused convulsions and death in laboratory animals and there was also pressure from the wine producers who saw its popularity as a threat to their sales. The final nail was driven in the coffin with the lurid 'Absinthe Murder' which took place in Switzerland in 1905 when one Monsieur Lanfray shot his entire family after drinking absinthe. The fact that he had also consumed several litres of wine and a considerable amount of brandy was overlooked by the prohibitionists and two years later absinthe was banned in Switzerland. By the start of the First World War absinthe had been banned in the US and every country in Europe except France, Spain and England.

 

So what is modern absinthe like? Well broadly speaking if you like pastis you will like absinthe, the anise is not so heavy and quality absinthes should be unsweetened (most are not) but there is a family resemblance.  Remember that absinthe is not hallucinogenic and should not be drunk with any expectations of getting 'high'. It certainly has some effects that are secondary to the alcohol and these can best be described as a feeling of clarity and sharpness of perception, but bear in mind that absinthe is far stronger than most spirits you will be used to otherwise you will still be seeing the Green Fairy when you wake up the next day.

 

 

 

Infamous "van Gogh" beverage contains potent toxin with curious brain effects, UC Berkeley scientists discover

22 Mar 2000

By Kathleen Scalise, Public Affairs

BERKELEY -- Long suspected to have contributed to psychoses, fits and hallucinations in such famous artists and writers as van Gogh, Poe and Baudelaire, the liqueur absinthe they cherished contained a potent toxin that UC Berkeley scientists now say causes neurons to seriously malfunction.

The researchers report their findings in this week's edition of the journal, Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

"Based on what we've discovered, large consumption of old absinthe would have greatly disrupted the nervous system," said scientist John Casida, a UC Berkeley professor of environmental chemistry and toxicology. "Our findings could explain many of the symptoms described in the literature."

Casida said it was not previously known how the neurotoxin alpha-thujone, found not only in absinthe but also in many popular herbal medicines, acted on the body to bring about poisoning or whether the mechanism could account for strange behaviors noted in many 19th century absinthe drinkers. Vincent van Gogh, Edgar Allen Poe and Charles Baudelaire were among them.

The UC Berkeley researchers discovered that alpha-thujone acts on the same brain receptor responsible for a form of epilepsy. The receptor controls the chloride channel that regulates excitation and keeps neurons under control.

"Basically, alpha-thujone blocks the channel and allows the neurons to fire too easily," said UC Berkeley postdoctoral researcher Karin Höld, co-author of the study along with Casida; fellow UC Berkeley postdoc Nilantha Sirisoma; and two collaborators at Northwestern University Medical School, Tomoko Ikeda and Toshio Narahashi.

"In light of the findings on how alpha-thujone works, it's not surprising that absinthe had such a remarkable effect," Casida said.

Symptoms described, for instance, in Wilfred Niels Arnold's 1992 book on Vincent van Gogh and others who consumed quantities of the popular 19th- and early 20th-century liqueur included forms of bizarre and psychotic behavior, hallucinations, sudden delirium, convulsions, and even suicide and death.

"The question has been sitting around for a century waiting for someone to say how absinthe and alpha-thujone might work," Casida said. "We decided to take a look at it in terms of where the toxin goes in the body and what happens to it."

Absinthe is made from grain alcohol and the common herb wormwood. The herb yields a bitter oil used to produce various formulations of absinthe. This liqueur was very popular until it was banned broadly in the early 20th century.

While the historical aspects are interesting, Casida said he is more concerned about herbal concoctions consumed today that contain alpha-thujone. Many have not been subjected to rigorous toxicology tests, he said, including wormwood oil and cedarleaf oil, which are readily available at herbal medicinal outlets and contain quantities of the neurotoxin. Wormwood oil often is used to treat loss of appetite and stomach, liver and gall bladder disorders. The National Institutes of Health, which funded Casida's study, have slated alpha-thujone products for further scientific review next year.

Absinthe itself isn't the health threat it used to be, said postdoc Nilantha Sirisoma. Still banned in some countries but easily available over the Internet, today's version of the emerald-green alcoholic beverage tends to have very low alpha-thujone levels, although there is a great variation among brands and home brew can be particularly dangerous.

At the moment, "absinthe seems like it's getting more popular," said Höld, who monitors some of the Internet traffic on the subject. "It seems to be kind of an 'in' thing."

 

 

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Mouth-breather: (noun) a stupid person. As in, This mouth-breather still doesn't understand that I can't help him out. Etymology uncertain, but possibly derived from biology.

 

 

I think maybe because dumb people hold there mouth open. hmmmm.. here is a little bit more

 

 I am proud to be a mouth breather.

 

I know, I know, mouth breathers have been portrayed as morons in the nose breather controlled media, but we're not, really. We just can't figure out how to breathe through our noses.

 

Now, tell me that you are able to do everything that "normal" people do. Are you able to spell everything correctly? Are you able to walk without looking awkward all of the time? Does your hair do what you want it to? If your answer was "no" to any of these questions, you can't do something that most other people can. However, the nose breathing media doesn't portray you as a "bad speller" or a "awkward walker" or a "bad hair girl" or whatever.

 

Mouth breathing has some distinct advantages over nose breathing. For example, my tongue plays a more active role in smelling things. Also, I almost never have to blow my nose. I do occasionally have to blow my mouth, but the mouth is a much larger storage area than the nose, so I don't have to do this often - just when my mouth snot starts effecting my speech.

 

Most of my friends don't even know that I am a mouth breather. I have figured out a way to keep my lips just barely open when I breathe. Of course, I'm hardly ever silent because a much more effective strategy is to never shut up. People don't seem to notice me breathing through my mouth if I am talking while I do it. I've learned to be like Jack Black from Tenacious D: I can talk both on the exhale and on the inhale. I bet he's a mouth breather.

 

The only real draw back to being a mouth breather is that I tend to fog up my own computer screen while I'm working. This means I go through a lot of tissues. I keep a box by the work computer, which, of course, has given me an undeserved reputation as somebody who needs the tissues for another (and, frankly, perverted) computer related activity. Frankly, I would rather be thought of as a public masturbator by my peers than disparaged with the term "mouth breather."

 

I have some hope, though. The President of the United States of American is a mouth breather. Maybe soon he will lead us out of the shadow and "set my people free." I guess I can only hope.

 

One entry found for towhead.

 

 

Main Entry: tow·head

Pronunciation: 'tO-"hed

Function: noun

Date: 1829

1 : a low alluvial island or shoal in a river : SANDBAR

2 : a head of hair resembling tow especially in being flaxen or tousled; also : a person having such a head of hair

- tow·head·ed /-"he-d&d/ adjective

 

From Bruce Hartmann:

Do you know the origin of the expression tow head (possibly toe head) meaning a young boy with blond or at least sandy colored hair? None of my etymology books has this one. Thanks for your help.

Tow means "flax or hemp fiber", and so tow headed is literally "flaxen haired". This meaning of tow comes from Middle Low German touw (which means "flax, hemp fiber"). This probably went back to the prehistoric Germanic base *tow-, *taw "make, prepare" (source also of English tool), in the sense "make yarn from wool; spin".

 

THREE SHEETS IN THE WIND

From Benjamin Weatherston: “How does the term three sheets to the wind denote drunkenness?”

It’s a sailor’s expression, from the days of sailing ships. The terminology of sailing ships is excessively complicated and every time I refer to it people write in to say I’ve got it wrong, usually contradicting each other. So treat what follows as a broad-brush treatment, open to dispute on fine points.

We ignorant landlubbers might think that a sheet is a sail, but in traditional sailing-ship days, a sheet was actually a rope, particularly one attached to the bottom corner of a sail (it actually comes from an Old English term for the corner of a sail). The sheets were vital, since they trimmed the sail to the wind. If they ran loose, the sail would flutter about in the wind and the ship would wallow off its course out of control.

Extend this idea to sailors on shore leave, staggering back to the ship after a good night on the town, well tanked up. The irregular and uncertain locomotion of these jolly tars must have reminded onlookers of the way a ship moved in which the sheets were loose. Perhaps one loose sheet might not have been enough to get the image across, so the speakers borrowed the idea of a three-masted sailing ship with three sheets loose, so the saying became three sheets in the wind.

Our first written example comes from that recorder of low life, Pierce Egan, in his Real life in London of 1821. But it must surely be much older.

The version you give, incidentally, is comparatively recent, since the older one (the only one given in the big Oxford English Dictionary) is three sheets in the wind). However, online searches show that your version is now about ten times as common as the one containing in, so it may be that some day soon it will be the only one around. The version with to seems to be gaining ground because so many people think a sheet is a sail.

 

WHAT IS the meaning and origin of "three sheets in the wind"?

(M. Kiran Kumar, Narsapur)

This is a relatively old expression, which is not often heard these days. When you say that someone is "three sheets in the wind" or "three sheets to the wind" what you mean is that the individual is very drunk. Here are a few examples.

* Mohanty was three sheets in the wind by the time we arrived.

* If Sunil is three sheets in the wind, don't discuss anything important with him.

* Many of the students were three sheets in the wind at the party.

The expression "three sheets in the wind" was quite popular with sailors till the late 19th century — when wooden ships were common. The "sheets" refer to the "ropes" or "chains" tied to the lower corner of sails; they do not refer to the sails themselves. I understand that on the lower edge of a sail there were usually four "sheets" or ropes attached. By tightening or slackening the sheets one controlled the sail. If the sheet was not tied and allowed to run free, then the sail was said to be "in the wind". When three sheets were not tied and left hanging loose, then the sails merely flapped around and the ship moved in a jerky sort of way. In other words, when three sheets were in the wind, the ship wallowed and staggered like a drunken sailor!

 

Graveyard Shift

This term for a late-night work shift dates to around the turn of the 20th century. The nautical term graveyard watch appears in 1895. 1907 sees the move to land-based industry and the word shift added in place of watch. Both terms are American in origin.

The term does not date to the 16th century as is claimed in the Internet lore title Life in the 1500s. Nor does it have anything to do with men stationed in graveyards listening for those accidentally buried alive to ring bells in their coffins to alert others that they are alive, nor is it a reference to medical students robbing graves in search of cadavers. Instead, the term simply evokes the desolation and loneliness of late-night work.

Grandfather Clause

A grandfather clause is one that allows someone who previously had the right to do something to continue doing it even though the law forbids it to others. For example, when I turned nineteen, the state of New Jersey allowed me to drink alcohol. Later than year, they raised the drinking age to twenty-one, but since I was already of legal drinking age, I was grandfathered and could continue to legally consume alcoholic beverages. But why grandfather?

The term comes from discriminatory practices of certain Southern states against blacks. In the late 19th and early 20th centuries, some Southern states had laws requiring payment of a poll tax or taking of a literacy test before one could vote. The poor and illiterate were denied the right to vote. This was race-neutral except for clauses in the state constitutions that exempted someone from poll taxes or literacy tests if their grandfather had had the right to vote. This meant that virtually all whites, whose grandfathers could vote before the imposition of these laws, were allowed to vote, while most blacks were denied the right to vote. Over the years, the term has lost the racial stigma and no longer connotes racial bias.

The term grandfather clause dates to 1900. The verb form, to grandfather, is more recent, dating to 1972.

 

 

esprit d'escalier (ess-SPREE dess-kahl-YAY)

a remark that occurs to someone only later, after the fact; the thing you should have said, but didn't think of.

this wonderful french expression literally translates as "wit of the staircase." the english quickly recognized its usefulness, and had adopted it by the early 1900s. the oxford dictionary of quotations defines esprit d'escalier as: "an untranslatable phrase, the meaning of which is that one only thinks on one's way downstairs of the smart retort one might have made in the drawing room."

 


 

Mojo

 

Mojo is from Black English, first  recorded in the mid-1920s. It is common throughout the South. The earliest  recorded usages are in reference to the blues and jazz music. The meaning has  always been magic, charm, or amulet or more broadly the power and influence  derived from such a supernatural source. 

 

It is probably African in origin.  Gullah (the dialect of the South Carolina Atlantic islands) has the word  moco meaning witchcraft or magic. And the Fulani language of Africa has  the word moco'o meaning a shaman.

 

Claim:   Phil Collins wrote the song In the Air Tonight after witnessing an incident in which a man refused to come to the aid of a drowning swimmer.                           <top>

Status:   False.

Example:   [Collected on the Internet, 1994]

 

 

The story has to do with Phil Collins supposedly watching his close friend drown from a nearby cliff, while he stood helpless, too far away to rescue. In addition, supposedly there was a man who could have rescued the friend but just stood idly by. Then, Phil writes a song about the experience and gives the man a front row ticket to the show where he premieres the song. While Phil sings the song to him, the spotlight is on the man in the front row.

 

Variations:   There are many variations in the details of this seemingly straightforward legend:

The song is usually said to be a first-person account, but it is sometimes  reported that Collins based the song on an incident he heard about (but did not witness).

The time lapse between Collins' witnessing the incident and his writing the song varies: he wrote the song right away, he waited several years, or he wrote the song many years later (because he was a child when the incident took place).

The nature of the tragic incident also varies: it is most often a man standing idly by while someone else drowns (or nearly drowns), but other forms mention a deliberate drowning (i.e., murder), a rape (of Collins' wife), and Collins' catching his wife in an adulterous act.

The victim takes on one of several identities: Collins' brother, Collins' wife (but only when the incident involves a rape), a close friend of Collins', a stranger, a rapist (whom Collins recognizes as his wife's attacker and refuses to help), and Phil Collins himself (who supposedly nearly drowned when a boat he was sailing in capsized).

Collins himself does not aid the drowning victim himself because he is either too drunk (or stoned), too far away, or too busy soliciting help.

In versions where Collins learns the identity of the killer/rapist (sometimes by hiring a private detective), he invites the man to an upcoming concert (sometimes specifically arranged to take place in the man's home town) or sends him tickets anonymously.

At the subsequent concert, Collins premieres "In the Air Tonight," which he sings while a spotlight shines on the invited guest (or while he stares at the man, without the spotlight). In some variations Collins never learns the man's identity and sings the song at every concert as an anonymous accusation.

The results of Collins' musical revelation vary: the invited stranger is humiliated (sometimes leading to a divorce or job loss), he commits suicide, or he is arrested by waiting policemen.

Origins:   In the Air Tonight (as well as most of Collins' 1981 Face Value album) deals with his bitterness and frustration over the end of his marriage to his first wife, Andrea. As Collins has repeatedly explained, the lyrics are not based on any specific real-life event.

This rumor -- nothing more than another case of song lyrics being interpreted too literally -- originated not long after the release of the song 1981 and has been in continuous circulation ever since.

 

 

I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord

I've been waiting for this moment all my life, Oh Lord

Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord

Well, if you told me you were drowning

I would not lend a hand

I've seen your face before my friend

But I don't know if you know who I am

Well, I was there and I saw what you did

I saw it with my own two eyes

So you can wipe off the grin, I know where you've been

It's all been a pack of lies

And I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord

I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, Oh Lord

I can feel it in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord

And I've been waiting for this moment all my life, Oh Lord, Oh Lord

Well I remember, I remember don't worry

How could I ever forget, it's the first time, the last time we ever met

But I know the reason why you keep your silence up, no you don't fool me

The hurt doesn't show, but the pain still grows

It's no stranger to you or me

 

 

 

Funny News Stories           <top>

 

Mental-Health Therapist Goes Ballistic

OMAHA, Neb. (AP) — The Nebraska Health and Human Services system has revoked the license of a North Platte therapist accused of firing a handgun at a memo that angered him.

Robert Powers, a mental health practitioner and professional counselor, got upset when he received a memo last summer saying only the manager of his office would have the key to certain supply drawers, according to state documents.

Powers took the memo and shot it several times with a .22-caliber handgun before returning it to the office, the document says.

Two days later, he reportedly called the office secretary and said he was too angry to return to work because he "might shoot somebody."

The comment prompted several co-workers to seek protection orders against him.

The state revoked Powers' license to practice as a counselor or therapist on the grounds of unprofessional conduct.

Cruise Ship Repossessed, Passengers Left on Shore

 

 

Soiled Underwear Causes Emergency, Results in Fine

ERIE, Pa. (AP) — A man who soiled his underwear and tried to dispose of the evidence by tossing it over the fence of the city's largest reservoir has been fined $5,000.

The city bomb squad and hazardous materials crew responded after an Erie Water Works employee spotted a black bag near the 33-million gallon Sigsbee Reservoir last month.

The reservoir was shut down for several hours while the bomb squad X-rayed the bag and hazardous materials crews waited to test it.

Police tracked down Troy Musil, 18, of Erie. He told police he'd been ill and soiled his underwear. He changed at a friend's house, then climbed over two barbed-wire-topped fences to ditch the skivvies.

Musil pleaded guilty last week to defiant trespass. The judge gave Musil a 90-day suspended jail sentence and ordered him to pay $500 a month for 10 months to the emergency agencies that responded.

If he doesn't pay, the judge said Musil would be jailed. A telephone number for Musil couldn't be found.

 

It's a Good Thing Nobody Said 'They Killed Us'                                                  

                                                                                                                                                                                               

 To a 4-year-old, it must have made perfect sense.                                               

                                                                                                                                                                                               

 Some neighborhood kids spent New Year's Day playing street hockey in Elora, Ontario, reports the

 London (Ontario) Free Press.                                                                     

                                                                                                                                                                                   

 Nothing unusual there, especially when the NHL lockout (search) has Canadians starved for       

 something to do.                                                                                

                                                                                                                                                                                                

 But when one of the players complained to a 4-year-old spectator that his team had been "robbed"

 of a goal, the thoughtful tyke took it literally.                                                

                                                                                                                                                                                                

 He marched right back home and promptly called 911.                                             

                                                                                                                                                                                                

 "Some of the kids said to him, 'Call the cops, someone stole a goal there,'" explained Ontario  

 Provincial Police Sgt. Dave Rektor. "So he went in and called the cops."                        

                                                                                                                                                                                               

 When the dispatcher asked for details, the boy hung up. A call back and a conversation with the 

 boy's mother quickly resolved the matter.                                                       

                                                                                                                                                                                                

 "He wasn't trying to be malicious," laughed Rektor. "It was just the innocence of it that was   

 funny."              

 

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