Goatee vs. Van Dyke 4 Definitions
Sausages vs. Pierogies
Homeless Soccer 3 stories
2 pictures and a joke
Michigan Facts of Trivia
Absinthe
Researched Phrases
Phil Collins Story
Funny News Stories
Goatee vs. Van Dyke
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One definition
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The main parts of the beard.
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Beard terminology
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beard
A male secondary
sex characteristic consisting of terminal facial hair on the cheeks,
lips, chin, and neck.
cheek line
The line which is
defined by the upper limit of the beard on the cheek. The cheek line may be
defined by trimming or shaving or it may be defined naturally.
configuration
The extent of the
area in which terminal beard hairs grow. This typically includes the cheeks,
the chin, the area surrounding the lips, and portions of the neck.
density
The number of
terminal beard hairs per square centimeter. Higher densities correspond to
greater beard development and thicker beards.
facial hair
Any part or all of
the beard. Example: the mustache is referred to as facial hair, as is the
entire beard.
front
The part of the
beard below the lower lip on the front of the chin.
full beard
A style of facial
hair achieved by growing all beard components (sideburns, front, sides,
mustache, etc.).
goatee
A style of facial hair achieved by
growing only the beard on the front of and sometimes below the chin. The
mustache is frequently grown to accompany the goatee.
mustache
The component of
facial hair that grows above the upper lip. (Also spelled: moustache)
neck line
The line defining
the lower limit of the beard along the neck. The neck line may be defined by
trimming or shaving or it may be defined naturally.
pigment
The substance within
the hair shaft that gives it color.
side
The part of the
beard that grows on the cheeks. It connects the sideburns with the mustache
and the front of the beard.
sideburns
The part of the
beard that grows in front of the ears. The sideburns generally connect the
hair on the scalp with the rest of the beard.
terminal hair
Coarse, pigmented
hairs that make up the beard.
texture
The characteristic
of hair shafts that generally determines whether beard hairs will be
straight or curly.
Another Fact
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1.
What is the name of the beard style that covers only a small area below the
lower lip?
This style of beard is commonly referred
to as a "soul patch", or an "imperial". It is sometimes called a "mouche", which
is French for a fly.
Second
definition
Facial Hair
Health Tip #26, 2 April 1997
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I guess it’s
a little ironic that I finally do a Health Tip on facial hair, just a few
days after I shave off my
sideburns and goatee. Oh well. I’ve had them before, I’ve even had a full
beard before, and someday I’ll have them again.
Men, you might want
to consider growing some facial hair. It is fun to experiment, to try out some style out for a few months. And
the great thing about doing this is that it’s not as permanent as changing
your hairstyle; if you don’t like it, just shave it off! You should try it
at least once! You’ll probably discover something interesting about
yourself. Me, I found out that even though I have brown hair on top, my
beard comes in red and blond.
Some types of facial
hair include:
5 O’Clock Shadow: short, stubbly first few days of
growth
Beard: hair all over on the face, usually
edged at some neckline
Mustache: hair just under the nose and above
the upper lip
Goatee: a mustache and the hair on the chin
Sideburns: rectangular cut extending down
parallel to the ears
Pointy
Sideburns: like Captain Kirk
and Mr. Spock
Mutton Chops: a full beard, but without the
mustache / goatee
Van Dyke: full beard but with the goatee much
longer than the rest
Handlebars: the ends of the mustache are longer
and are waxed or twirled
Hulihee: no hair on chin, cheek-hair is very
bushy like a goatee
Chin Curtain: line of hair from sideburns down and
under chin
Franz-Josef: the line of hair instead extends
into the mustache
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Third
definition
SOME SAY it should be called a Van Dyke
rather than a goatee. Others disagree. In any case, in popular usage today, they
are almost always just called goatees- a style of facial hair achieved by
growing only the beard on the front and sometimes below the chin. The moustache
is grown to accompany the goatee. "It gives people a different look. And I guess
that the people sporting a goatee do stand out in a crowd. About the girls,
well, there are some who like it, some who don't and some who insist on it,"
says Rahul, a student.
Goatee, a truly guy experience, has
websites dedicated to the art of grooming the goatee and more. While some say
the beard style is the symbol of an arrived gentleman, statements like `avoid
people who drive a German car, use cologne, wear Armani or Prada and sport a
goatee,' feature on the top ten lessons of public relations.
"It can best suit people with
personality such as Sam Pitroda. It is a façade behind which people hide their
original visage," says Sailesh, a globetrotter.
"I think the goatee beard makes a
perfectly normal-faced person look like a goat. This half-hearted attempt for a
beard is probably some smart cookie's idea of converting into a style on his
inability to go completely clean-shaven due to a boil that sprung up between his
lower lip and chin," say Guraz Wankadia, an anti-goatee advocate in Manama.
To mimic success, or for standing out in
the crowd, the goatees are definitely in. "Many people in the 20-35 years age
group are going for the goatee today. It can range from the French beard to the
one below the lip that came into fame after Dil Chahta Hai, and teamed with stylish spiky hair do among the
young who want to look different. Then there are those who would opt for a
goatee for prosperity. Amitabh Bachchan rose from debts to success after he
started sporting a goatee and it can indeed change one's luck," ," says Vijay
Kant, Alexander Mens' Salon, Himayatnagar.
In vogue, for fashion and fetish, if the
goatee suits you, why not go for one. Here are some top tips to help you grow
that perfect goatee. If you have enough hair already, simply don't shave for a
few days, then shape the stubble into the goatee of your dreams. If you don't
have enough hair yet, then to stimulate growth, shave as often as possible. Once
you think you've got enough growth, go for it. A style for that chic, neat
looking visage, goatee will be a popular style, is the common belief.
Fourth definition
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Goatee vs. Van Dyke
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I'm a bit sick and
tired of people not knowing the difference between a 'goatee' and a 'Van
Dyke', so I'll illustrate.
Goatee - \Goat`ee"\, n. A part of a man's
beard on the chin or lower lip which is allowed to grow, and trimmed so as
to resemble the beard of a goat.
A 'Van Dyke' is a
variation of a goatee with a mustache, named after the 17th century
Flemish painter, Sir Anthony Van Dyck (also spelled Van Dyke). (src)

Shaggy has a goatee

The Count has a goatee

Uncle Sam has a goatee

Colonel Sanders
has a Van Dyke

Green Arrow
has a Van Dyke

Satan has a Van Dyke
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Milwaukee sausages burned by Pittsburgh pierogies in race
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Saturday, August 16, 2003
By Michelle K. Massie, Post-Gazette Staff Writer
There was no apparent beef between the sausages and pierogies,
but Pirates fans were ready to see the sausages eaten alive last night in their
first showdown since the infamous July 9 whacking incident involving Pirate
first baseman Randall Simon.
"I think it's gonna be brutal," said Paul Bell, 44, of Center,
before the game. "Teeth are gonna be bared tonight. There's no stopping the
pierogies."
Bell was right.
The Pittsburgh Pierogies blew by the Milwaukee Sausages in a relay race at the
bottom of the fifth inning.
"This is why I came to the game, to see the race," Frank
Hooper, 50, of Lower Burrell said jokingly. "It was a
great race. The finish wasn't even close. Those sausages are overweight and out
of shape. Pierogies are much healthier for you. That's why we won. [The
pierogies] are just from a much healthier city."
Before the race, anticipation for the big event was building
among fans.
Cheers of "pierogies, pierogies!" echoed from left field. "Pierogies
Rule, Sausages Stink" read the signs of 11-year-old Tina Wiser and her best
friend, Cassie Thompson, 8, both of Vandergrift.
"This one says 'Sour Sausages'," Wiser said. "It took us like
an hour to think of that one."
With that kind of home field support, the pierogie team
hustled from right field to left field as fans stood up and cheered. In the end,
the pierogies easily took the coveted prize in the "Great Pierogie/Sausage
Challenge" -- the Golden Skillet trophy.
Fans celebrated to the sounds of Queen's "We Are the
Champions" and a brief fireworks display.
"She was just telling me that was the greatest relay race we
ever saw," said Gigi Trask, of Penn Hills, as she looked
down at her 4-year-old daughter Katarina.
From the start, the pierogies were ready for the race.
"We were prepared for the race," said Rick Orienza, director
of promotions for the Pirates. "They were prepared and focused. We have a lot of
heart and we just wanted it. I think home field advantage also helped. [The
sausages] had a long road trip."
The sausages will have the opportunity to avenge themselves in
a rematch next Friday in Milwaukee.
Simon, who gained national notoriety after whacking one of the
sausages last month in Milwaukee,
didn't show much interest in last night's contest. He was warming up between
innings and did not watch the race.
Simon was fined $432 by the Milwaukee County Sheriff's office
for a disorderly conduct violation. He was also fined $2,000 by Major League
Baseball and served a three-game suspension.
But at least for one night, Pirates fans were happy, and not
just because the Pirates beat the Brewers.
"I think the pierogies deserved to win," Cassie Thompson said,
"because they taste better."


At
World Cup For Homeless, Winning Is Just Part Of The Goal
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The Associated Press
July 7, 2003
GRAZ,
Austria
- Soccer players from 18 countries kicked off a world cup of a different kind
Monday in southern
Austria:
All the players are homeless.
Organizers hope the tournament can spark positive changes in the players' lives
-- and in society's perception of them.
"It's about people who are homeless realizing they have potential," said
organizer Mel Young, president of the International Network of Street Papers.
"It's about inclusion -- including homeless people in society. We are always
looking for new ways of including homeless people."
One player, Marcus Stevenson, a 23-year-old center-right midfielder on the
English team, recently began sharing an apartment in
West London after living in homeless hostels for a year
and a half. Using his newfound confidence, he plans to start studying when he
returns to England
after the tournament.
"It's just helped me a lot," Stevenson said about the Homeless Soccer World Cup.
"It gave me motivation. I realized that if I could get up and go to training, I
could get up and get a job or go to school."
The weeklong street soccer tournament is being played on two squares in central
Graz.
Each team has three field players and one goalie on the court, and each game
lasts 14 minutes in the qualifying rounds; 20 and 30 minutes in the placement
rounds.
The small courts make for quick, intensive play, making ball control important.
That could mean a disadvantage for the all-New
York
U.S.
team, which includes many players new to the sport.
But coach Stephanie Quinn, 28, said the team still had good chances to advance
to the placement round.
"It'll be tough," she conceded. The
United States plays in Group B, which
includes Spain,
Sweden,
Slovakia
and Switzerland.
No matter the result, though, the participation has changed many team members'
lives. All players are now in the process of getting housing, she said.
"It teaches them that if they work hard for something, they will achieve
something positive," she said.
The tournament is also about changing society's perception of the homeless.
"People don't really think homeless people are human beings and need things like
this, and I disagree," Quinn said.
For the moment, 18-year-old Triton McEwan is staying with his sister in
Queens,
but he's hoping to move into a place of his own in about five months. He's been
homeless on and off for a year.
"My mother was a single mother. We got evicted and we went our separate ways,"
he said. "I was 16."
After joining the U.S.
team, McEwan was spotted by a modeling agency and now does tuxedo shows.
But it's not all success stories. Three players were sent back to
Sweden
even before they played their first match because they went drinking.
Their team voted to send them home because they broke rules, said Emil Sernbo,
the editor of Faktum, the Gothenburg-based homeless newspaper sponsoring the
Swedish team.
"The pressure was too large, and these three weren't able to take it," he said.
The team had seven remaining players, and regardless of the tournament outcome,
all were winners, Sernbo said.
"For me, it's a gigantic win just to be here," he said.
The tournament was organized by Young's network of newspapers, the Austrian
branch of the charity Caritas, and a
Graz
homeless street paper. Costs are shared by sponsors, the provincial government
and the city of Graz,
which this year is Europe's
culture capital, and the organizers pay for food and housing in a boarding
school.
"The most important thing is getting the psychology of the people right," Young
said. "So much of it is a mental issue, and playing football helps people
overcome these barriers in themselves. They know they can do something. It's a
holistic approach."
Although Young hopes the tournament will become an annual event, he hopes he
won't see the same players next year.
"I would expect most of the players to have moved on," he said.
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Homeless Players Find Joy
On Soccer Field
The Associated Press
July 8, 2003
GRAZ,
Austria
- The sweaty face of Erick Riviera, captain of the
U.S.
team in the Homeless Soccer World Cup, broke into a big smile Tuesday as he
signed autographs for young soccer fans following his team's 10-1 win against
Switzerland.
It's a long way from the desperate struggle for survival he'd gotten used to
over eight years of on-and-off homelessness in
New York City.
"It's great. I feel like a celebrity," he said.
Riviera
scored seven of the
U.S.
goals, sometimes rolling the ball into the net. Some of his goals came on light
kicks, another on a nick.
"Is that Erick Riviera again? Unbelievable!" the speaker said in German as Riviera
scored his seventh goal.
"I performed well,"
Riviera
said afterward. "I made sure I took advantage of the opportunities that were
presented."
That's his new life-philosophy, too, and playing for the
United States at this street soccer
tournament has helped reinforce his newfound outlook.
"It's going to give me new confidence to look for some new things," he said.
His teammate, German Santiago, 40, said soccer had also helped him realize his
potential.
"This is like therapy. It helps you relax," he said. "Sometimes you think better
when you're relaxed."
Santiago,
who works with computers, said he wouldn't be homeless much longer, and that his
journey had inspired other homeless people who had seen him get his life back in
shape following drug abuse.
"When you have been so down and people see you going up little by little and you
stay on the top, they want to know how you do it,"
Santiago
said. "You have to have a lot of willpower and keep choosing the right way."
During training earlier Tuesday, the team sharpened strategy and polished its
penalty kicks.
The team's only loss came against
Sweden,
and the 6-5 defeat was narrow. The Swedes were awarded several penalty shots
because of American mistakes.
The Americans also sometimes lost focus on the game while celebrating a goal.
"You were moving around, celebrating,"
Riviera
said during practice. "The game goes so quickly that you can't do that."
First-round matches last 14 minutes, but can be shortened to 10 if one teams
wants it.
Besides strategy discussions -- including tips on staying in a triangle, not a
straight line -- practice also included advice of a different kind.
"If you drop the cigarettes, you won't be so tired," coach Stephanie Quinn
reiterated to her players.
Still, Osvaldo Lebron, 38, couldn't help but smoke even during practice.
Cigarette in hand, he leisurely dribbled the ball toward the goal and placed the
ball in the right corner, out of the goalkeeper's reach.
The practice ended on a bad note, with tempers flaring as Quinn pointed out that
the players had to carry their sweaty uniforms back to the boarding school where
they're staying.
"A team that gets along pleasantly usually doesn't win," said goalie Harris
Pankin, 42.
Goalkeeper Rory Levine, 36, said the
U.S.
team still took the tournament easy, focusing on having fun, too.
Like most of his teammates, he's not planning to play again, even if the cup
becomes a yearly event as organizers hope.
Players must be homeless to be eligible, notes Levine. "I'm planning to get a
home."
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Organizers of Homeless
World Cup Hope Soccer Can Change Lives
The Associated Press
July 4, 2003
NEW YORK
- Harris Pankin strides onto the soccer field alone, a lanky figure with tangled
dark hair and a patchwork beard. As usual, he's the first to arrive. "Nobody
shows up on time," he grumbles.
Slowly, his teammates trickle in. First is James Burch, a 40-year-old who began
wandering the country after his divorce. Then come Rory Levine, a former courier
who lost his job after Sept. 11, and Jeff Rubin, a one-time train operator who
says tragedy changed his life.
There are others, too -- men who have little in common apart from their rough
backgrounds and the fact that they are (or recently have been) homeless.
Since winter, they've been part of an unusual program that uses soccer to try to
inspire the homeless to turn their lives around. For those who stay with the
team, there will be an extraordinary payoff: A trip to
Graz,
Austria,
to represent the United States
in the first Homeless World Cup.
Some 18 teams from around the world, from
Brazil
to Slovakia,
will compete in the tournament, a weeklong series of matches beginning July 7.
Organizers have two goals: To bring international attention to homelessness and
to help the homeless get jobs and housing.
"They start playing (soccer), get used to some discipline and start showing up
for practice," tournament organizer Bernhard Wolf said in a telephone interview
from Austria. "And then it goes on to job training and housing."
An advocate for the homeless, Wolf first proposed the idea in 2001 at a meeting
of the International Network of Street Newspapers, an organization of
publications aimed at -- and sold by -- homeless people. Wolf went on to raise
$250,000 to host the event.
Ron Grunberg, editor of a
New York street paper called Big News,
volunteered to organize the
U.S.
team. He started recruiting players a year ago, holding practices at a public
field across from a soup kitchen.
From the beginning, Grunberg says, it was difficult getting players to show up
for more than a few practices at a time. "With homeless people, there's not much
in the way of organization or ability to stay in touch," he says. "No phone
numbers, no addresses that are fixed."
Then there's the uncertainty of street life. One player was beaten so badly he
had to be hospitalized. Another, recovering from cocaine and heroin addiction,
had to return to rehab.
Another stumbling block was Americans' notorious indifference to soccer, which
made it difficult for Grunberg to find skilled players. (England,
where soccer is ubiquitous, has numerous soccer teams for homeless people.)
Pankin, the team's goalie, has been one of the most dedicated players, rarely
missing a practice. He says he was lead singer of a punk band until he was
evicted from his apartment three years ago. Now he sells books on the street and
spends most nights in a Bronx
shelter.
Pankin is known for his in-your-face attitude. Grunberg calls him "Punk-Rock
Spirit" for his tendency to tussle with other players. "I have a bad temper,"
Pankin acknowledges. "It's mostly because I'm a perfectionist. I get more upset
with myself than with the other players."
Of all his teammates, Jeff Rubin, 52, tells one of the more dramatic personal
stories. While working as a train operator, Rubin says, he saw a young woman
leap onto the tracks in front of him, killing herself. The event scarred him so
much, he says, that he eventually left his job, his girlfriend and their
children.
Rubin, who shed a pot belly over months of practice, was slated to go to
Austria
until recently, when a lack of ID for his passport interfered. "I can't finish
anything," he says, smiling ruefully. "Story of my life."
For other players, there have been similar complications. One, a felon, couldn't
get a passport until his lawyer intervened. Another has a drinking problem. His
counselor was worried he would relapse while abroad until Grunberg promised to
keep close watch over him.
Stressful as the setbacks have been, there was an infectious spirit of
anticipation at a recent practice.
The coach, a likable woman in her late 20s named Stephanie Quinn, has never led
a team before but took on the role for her friend, Grunberg.
The rules she's teaching are different from those of standard soccer. In
Austria,
the teams will play so-called street soccer, in which four players on each side
face off on a smaller-than-normal field. Each team's roster will have eight
players who rotate into play throughout the tournament.
At practice, Quinn shows a firm-yet-friendly rapport with her players, blowing a
whistle and shouting words of encouragement as the team scrimmages. "You should
be anticipating where the ball's coming from," she calls out. "Keep your eyes up
so you can see where everybody is."
What's most striking is the camaraderie between the players, who have little if
any contact with each other outside of practice. When one team member chases an
errant pass and falls, another helps him up and tells him to be careful. When
someone scores a goal, there are high-fives all around.
"A lot of homeless people, because of the lives they lead, don't get to form
friendships and trust," Quinn says. "The person next to them might have a drug
problem, or steal everything they have. So to see them joking around and having
to rely on each other is cool."
She pauses for a moment, intent on an unfolding play. Someone kicks the ball,
and it sails through the air, smacking Pankin in the face. It stuns him, but he
springs back into play, and the team erupts into laughter.
"Be easy on him, we need him!" Quinn shouts, laughing with them.
The team's primay expenses are airfare and passport fees; room, board and
competition expenses are covered by the tournament organizers.
To pay for plane tickets, the team has relied on private donations and money
from fund-raising events, as well as grants from the U.S. Embassy in
Austria
and Nike. Uniforms, shin guards and shoes were donated.
Bellevue
Hospital
contributed free physical exams for the players.
The project, of course, begs a question: Wouldn't the effort and money be better
spent on more traditional services -- funding for shelters or food programs, for
example?
"Look, this is all extra for us," Grunberg responds, saying his regular work for
the homeless continues. "We're doing our regular jobs, too. We're working extra
hours, nights, Sundays, so on. This is just another form of outreach."
Organizers say soccer hooks homeless people because it doesn't involve paperwork
and office visits -- the stuff of traditional social services.
"It's a fun, familiar environment; there's a low barrier to participation," says
Will Balakrishnan of Street League, the charity organizing the English team.
Balakrishnan says one of the English players, a young man named Darren, uses his
team as a kind of group therapy to keep off drugs. "Even after he left his
formal recovery program, he had the team to provide once-a-week support,"
Balakrishnan says in a telephone interview.
Not everyone responds so well. Pankin says applying for low-income housing is "a
lot of hassle" and says he's hoping "some rich landlord" will hear about the
team and give them a place to live.
But whatever their individual futures hold, for now the players are committed to
practicing and winning -- and that in itself is a valuable experience, Quinn
says.
"If you show up at a job, even if you don't feel like going, it will get you
someplace," she says. "That's my biggest thing to teach them."
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2 Pictures and
a joke
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here is his add in the classified
"Looking to sell a cheap
digital camera - I don't need it any longer
as I'm in the hospital. I'm
including the last photo that I took so
that you have some idea about the picture quality."

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Michigan facts of Trivia
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Q. What Michigan community grew from 3,589 to 45,615 residents
from 1910 to 1920, leading the nation in growth during that period?
A. Hamtramck
Q. During the lumber boom era, what name was given
to the row of saloons that lined Water Street in Bay City?
A. Hells' Half Mile
Q. In 1936, what UP city processed 100,000 sq. feet
of bird's eye maple for use in the English luxury liner, the Queen Mary?
A. Escanaba
Q. When the territory of Michigan was created on Jan. 11,
1805, what
town was selected as it's capital?
A.
Detroit
Q. Bloomfield Hills was first known by what name?
A. Bagley's Corners
Q. Where is the world's only marble lighthouse?
A. Belle Isle (Livingstone Lighthouse)
Q.
Utica was originally known by what name?